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This T-shirt is the only way you are guaranteed to have a wild f*cking time at the next club you’re at. It will also ensure that you will hook up with the hottest person in the entire club. They will fall in love with you, give you all their money, and bang you allllll year long. (Money Back is not guaranteed if this doesn’t happen.. it’s entirely your fault if you don’t pull it off and make the person love you)